What are the best games for the ’90s? Are you looking for a fun, action-packed adventure? Or are you looking for something that will stay with you forever? There are many different games out there to play, so you’re sure to find one you enjoy. If you’re looking for something simple, though, look no further. There are plenty of games out there that have simple plots, but still have a satisfying story.
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Kilian vs Excite
The debate is raging on in the World of Warcraft Subreddit, and Kilian vs Excite in Warraft garbage retrospective is a particularly entertaining one. The first two have largely fabricated content, with Kilian referring to video game pirates as “sick fucks” and installing an electric chair in prison. The second pits Kilian against Excite, with Kilian demanding a mountainous rain forest, a llama, and the game’s only overworld theme song.
The debate has become increasingly heated, as the two players claim they’ve discovered a new way to play the game. In their latest round, Kilian complains that he’s too old for the game’s single-player campaign, and that the game’s plot is a garbage retrospective. Excite, meanwhile, points out that Kilian is so old that he should have retired by now.
Apparently, the prize for the “Not DOTA Tournament” is ten million Iranian rials, which is about 320 US dollars. That may not seem like much, but a bag of pistachios would be better. In addition to the trash retrospective, Kilian also boasts about his new discovery: the presence of Santa Claus in medieval fantasy games. Finally, he criticizes Chrono for not having a time travel feature.
Kilian vs Digimon
“Kilian vs. Digimon” is a garbage retrospective of the video game industry. The spoof includes a reference to the demise of the Soviet Union, the bankruptcy of Rare Entertainment, and the dubbing of Digimon and Samurai Pizza Cats. In addition, it features a hilarious exchange between Kilian and Nintendo of Japan when Kilian attempts to contact the company about his request for a Digimon Adventure dub. Ultimately, Kilian vs. Digimon was only meant to be a tax write-off.
The first video features a Japanese accent, which Kilian says is “perfect” for a guy with a southern accent. But the accent is far from perfect. Kilian also quotes a fictional character from Subnautica, and mentions the book as “boring.” Another video starts off as a silly video, but turns into a speech about pouring one’s heart and soul into a piece of work.
“Kilian vs. Digimon” is a garbage retrospective of Warcraft’s history, based on the game Hearts of Iron. He also describes the defeat of Imperial Japan as “Samurai vs. Rugby Players” and constantly degrades his Pokemon Magmar, the duck with no wings. And the worst part? He pulls a Big Damn Heroes after losing to Cynthia.
Kilian vs Assassin’s Creed
A garbage retrospective of Warcraft: Kilian’s performance in the single-player campaign has gone viral. Kilian calls video game pirates “sick fucks,” increases prison security, and installs an electric chair to execute his enemies. He also complains that the game only has one overworld theme song, and calls it “sick”.
This garbage retrospective of Warcraft: Kilian versus Assassin’s Creed features two of the most hated characters in gaming history, a nerdy NPC named Melvin and an emo girl named Maxie. Kilian, who plays an Assassin’s Creed-inspired character, describes Assassin’s Creed’s protagonist, Unity, as a block of cheese. While he’s trying to be a hero, Kilian’s rap skills have been weaponized in his videos to make him sound more like an Assassin.
Despite their differences, Kilian is a more enjoyable character. His character carries a few annoying quirks, like his obsession with lootboxes. Kilian’s voice is very catchy, and the narrator sounds like he’s talking to himself. A comparison between Kilian and Dark Souls is impossible, but this is the kind of garbage retrospective that only a nerd can appreciate.